I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…