The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…