Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
