You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
