The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth