You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…
Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
