Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

Imagine if the Terminator had com… Not to kill off human beings But to seduce them and mate Begetting offspring That are neither human nor inhuman…

A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…