At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking