It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way