Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
