X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…