It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche