We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
If you fear God Then you will turn your attention… At various times each day Coming to learn that the fear of… Is the fear of losing your connect…
You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine