I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

You may only break the rules of S… In order to save a life Because Shabbos saves your life

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done