My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age