Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

The only thing harder in sports Than hitting a baseball Is writing This maxim applies to every human… Especially writing

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change