Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth