Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible