Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that