I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
