It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…