When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote: