You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
God is the world’s only super-bower
