In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
