Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man