When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it