At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife