You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway