Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–