I’m More Than Half-convinced God Is Always All-in
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Time is relentless. Are you?
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
Flattery will get you everywhere Because people adore being praised But know that God adores you And return that love in kind By spreading His love in kindness
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you