I’m More Than Half-convinced God Is Always All-in
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up