You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?