If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

All dressed down with nowhere to go

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality