It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever