We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

Never Win Anything

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar