The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
