Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
