Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife