If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

Mating For Life Saved My

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best