Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
