Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until