My curated self has asked me for a divorce

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on