In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
