I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
100% of success is showing up on time
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
