The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
