Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

100% of success is showing up on time

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good