Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

It’s always darkest before the yawn

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…