The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
You keep the peace they get everything else
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
