The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

The only thing harder in sports Than hitting a baseball Is writing This maxim applies to every human… Especially writing

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch