My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…