On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good