In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

Motion picture this: You can take it to the bank But you never know Since there could be a run on the… Or you can give it to God

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure