When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet