In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

I changed My mind By following My heart

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…