Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat