Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress