We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

I want what you want so I want a cow

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free