Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

My ego is too big

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…