We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable