I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
