The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had