The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death
I don’t get mad I get odd
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
