I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

A being becomes human when you add meaning

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out