We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
